Week 4: "Penguins: They will conquer the world?"
Penguins Are Taking Over the World!
The Earth is
facing It’s biggest crisis since World War ll Penguins have overwhelmed most of
the coastal regions of the world they are in our houses in our streets in our
yards in our schools and more.
They have contaminated drinking water and
consumed most of the sealife around the globe destroyed crops as well as
affected shipping with higher than normal amounts of ice drifting into the
oceans from the Artic and Antarctica contributing some say the Penguins are
causing the ice flow. Governments are proposing banning the Kids TV show Pingu
which has caused much controversy.
Residents of
coastal regions have begun to move to Interior Regions away from coastal areas
( sorry Hawaii and Florida ) to flee the terrifying seemingly invincible
advancing armies of birds that look like they are wearing tuxedos.
It begun earlier
in the year when a joint team of Canadian and American scientists visited
Antarctica and found that Penguins were breeding and producing in numbers never
before seen by Humans as well as migrating north in record numbers.
The Military
response has had little effect since the high amounts of ice make the oceans
dangerous to operate in these conditions and the Penguins are very hard to find
in the vast oceans with little to no ways of being able to track them
especially at night.
Some have
proposed giving into the Penguins and making constant offerings of food and
other comforts to them in hopes of them stopping there global conquest rumours
have even started of people creating Penguin churches in desperation.
A boycott on the
Pittsburgh Penguins NHL franchise is also in affect.
Many Towns and
Cities are starting to lose power and internet the Penguins keep finding ways
to damage the human resistance more and more.
Safety advice
for Penguin encounters are don’t run don’t look them right in the eye drop any
and all food you may have on you and back away slowly.
Experts fear
what may happen if the Penguins reach Chernobyl causing concern and theories of super mutant Penguins.
At current rates
it is estimated that the world could become Penguin controlled in as little as
6 months though some estimates are more optimistic.
By Daniel Barnes, Canada
20 years old
20 years old
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