Penguin-Mania

Europe Group.
Week 4: “Penguins: They will conquer the world?”

Penguin-Mania!

Happy Feet, March of the Penguins and this awkward guy above. With many humans taken over by these flightless birds, must this be a plot by Antarctic natives to take over Earth?

I see them as the logo for Penguin Books and on bars of Penguin chocolate (with a cheesy joke on the wrapper!). A plot to assimilate us their ways, these penguins will stop at (*almost*) nothing to take over us as the dominant species. Resistance is almost futile when looking at them through a screen, but in real life their adorableness is nearly too much to take! With mind-altering eyes and an innocent air about them, surely we must find a way to resist it!

An unlikely ally will come to our rescue! The Socially Awkward Penguin hails from these frozen lands, but is quite unlike his bretheren. Capable of human language synthesis, he is our last stand against this unspeakable menace. Although….

The only line of defence is through our computer screeens! This penguin is our only protection; just place him on any concentration of penguins, and it will repel them like killer whales!

The  time has come to defend our minds and hearts, lest the Antarctic horde steals them by looks alone!

By Martin A., United Kingdom
20 years old